That's right, you just read the words "litigation" and "haiku" in the same headline. A friend of my mine who is a lawyer forwarded me a weekly email that summarizes newly filed business law complaints in the Boston area. This week the summaries were written as haiku. Those clever lawyers!
Judge Woodlock orders
Patent case filed as new action.
Facebook, Inc. complies.
Shareholders complain
One billion from Oracle
Not nearly enough.
Inappropriate
Sexual comments from boss.
One-Fifty-One B.
Bank's money flies off
Because of check kiting scheme.
Suit on policy.
Busted bottle caps
Customer cancels contract
Is Hood's claim covered?
Fast food franchisee
Defaults and leaves guarantors
Liable for rent.
Corporate raiders
Who cause contract terminus
Must the piper pay.
Junk facsimiles
So Twentieth Century
And illegal too.
Welch loses big trial
Ads for juice found misleading.
Coverage denied.
Planet Fitness gyms
Owe millions to their lender.
Repossession sought.
In the actual email (meant for actual lawyers) there was additional information (useful to lawyers) such as the attorney's name and a link to the complaint. But we're just concerned with the words here at Dragon's Meow. Thanks to the folks at Yurko, Salvesen & Remz, PC for writing these.
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